every american i’ve talked to on skype asked about bagged milk so far
what the hell is bagged milk?
IT’S JUST MILK
IN A BAG
WHY IS THIS SUCH A STRANGE CONCEPT
BECAUSE IF YOU OPEN IT, DOESN’T IT GO EVERYWHERE?
HOW DO YOU EVEN
WHAT THE FUCK IS BAGGED WATER
WHY ARE YOU BAGGING DRINKS?
19/06/13 @ 11:53pm
■ the late late show
■ geoff peterson
■ mine craig ferguson
■ i have to be honest
■ i felt a little bit uncomfortable doing this
■ craig ferguson
*does the anime character with glasses thing*
Does that really work though?
if you like something, stay away from its fandom
■ [plays m.i.a.'s bad girls]
■ star trek
■ oooh oooh i know this
■ music did me some good!
■ just watched Granada's The Final Problem
■ David Burke
■ made me cry
■ that bastard
■ Sherlock Holmes
I’m not crying it’s just Reichenbaching on my face…
■ i think????
■ i'm sorry if it isn't
■ but MINERAL-BASED MAKEUP!!!
OKAY. THIS SHIRO MAKEUP STUFF IS PROBABLY ONE OF THE
WEIRDESTBEST THINGS ON THE PLANET
So to fucking start they have fucking Hobbit eyeshadow
trust me tho, it gets better.
They have fucking Hunger Games and Pokemon?!
But if that wasn’t enough, they have fucking Moon Moon, Tardis, and Leonardo Dicaprio eyeshadow
AND YOU GET FREE CANDY. IM REALLY COMNFUSED
oh my god and they’re all talc-free which means i can wear them and not break out into ridiculous acne
just a reminder than tumblr gets face characters fired and if you keep going in this direction with the new Peter Pan face character you are all so suddenly obsessed with you’re going to make him lose his job
can you explain how that happens?
people find out his real name and call him that at the park, therefore taking him out of character and ruining the magic for the younger kids
SIGNAL BOOSTING THIS SHIT