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every american i’ve talked to on skype asked about bagged milk so far
what the hell is bagged milk?
what
gUYS
IT’S JUST MILK
IN A BAG
WHY IS THIS SUCH A STRANGE CONCEPT
BECAUSE IF YOU OPEN IT, DOESN’T IT GO EVERYWHERE?
HOW DO YOU EVEN
#but.. can’t you open it like you open bagged water?
WHAT THE FUCK IS BAGGED WATER
WHY ARE YOU BAGGING DRINKS?
19/06/13 @ 11:53pm
tagged as
■ the late late show
■ tv
■ geoff peterson
■ secretariat
■ mine craig ferguson
■ thesisterofnight
■ i have to be honest
■ i felt a little bit uncomfortable doing this
■ craig ferguson
“Let’s have a sexy quiet moment”
We’re internet famous Comedians now, but we will ALWAYS reblog this
Hahahahahahahahaaaaaa this was definitely made by a straight guy
What this image really means: “I am terrible at sex.”
THERE IS NOTHING COMPLEX OR DIFFICULT ABOUT THE CLITORIS I’M SO MAD LIKE IT’S RIGHT THERE AND YOU JUST GOTTA TOUCH IT
………I don’t understand why the clitoris is such a mystery
it’s right there
I mean, if you’re a lazy fuck and you don’t care about your partners’ pleasure, then maybe it’s difficult to figure out
but for fucks’ sake, it’s right there, it engorges with blood and everything to make it easier to find
fuck
srsly tho it’s RIGHT THERE
maybe we should retaliate by claiming that we can’t find the penis
“it’s right there!”
“here?”
“no those are my balls”
“in here somewhere?”
“that’s my anus please stop prodding at it”
*does the anime character with glasses thing*
Does that really work though?
What…?
Oh my god if you’re going to judge someone’s cosplay you better learn your fucking shit because this is Duela Dent you goddamn assholes.
AHAHAHA
Perpetually laughing over the fact that “real gamer/comic book nerd” males keep insulting women for cosplaying things they’ve never even heard of
who’s the “fake geek” now, fuckers?
if you like something, stay away from its fandom
I was so fucking confused for like 3 minutes just looking at it like ti la couch me re do and then i realized
ti la couch
Sailor Cosmos.
@ 06:57pm
tagged as
■ just watched Granada's The Final Problem
■ aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaghhhhhhh
■ David Burke
■ made me cry
■ that bastard
■ Granada
■ Sherlock Holmes
I’m not crying it’s just Reichenbaching on my face…
↳ A young woman in her early teens. She is short of stature and very beautiful, with the silver-blonde hair and purple eyes for which HouseTargaryen has always been known. Her followers generally regard her with great respect and love, and she is often compared to her deceased brother Rhaegar, a similarly charismatic leader who was known for his skill, determination, scholarly mind and strong sense of justice.
@ 05:23pm
tagged as
■ hypoallergenic
■ ???
■ i think????
■ i'm sorry if it isn't
■ but MINERAL-BASED MAKEUP!!!
OKAY. THIS SHIRO MAKEUP STUFF IS PROBABLY ONE OF THE
WEIRDESTBEST THINGS ON THE PLANETSo to fucking start they have fucking Hobbit eyeshadow
trust me tho, it gets better.
They have fucking Hunger Games and Pokemon?!
But if that wasn’t enough, they have fucking Moon Moon, Tardis, and Leonardo Dicaprio eyeshadow
AND YOU GET FREE CANDY. IM REALLY COMNFUSED
oh my god and they’re all talc-free which means i can wear them and not break out into ridiculous acne
just a reminder than tumblr gets face characters fired and if you keep going in this direction with the new Peter Pan face character you are all so suddenly obsessed with you’re going to make him lose his job
can you explain how that happens?
people find out his real name and call him that at the park, therefore taking him out of character and ruining the magic for the younger kids
SIGNAL BOOSTING THIS SHIT
