Hello Laci, John and Neil. I do not think we are acquainted but my name is Josh and today I am here to talk to the three of you about some of my favourite breakfast foods. Do you enjoy breakfast foods? There are some people in the world who do not! It’s pretty weird. But to each his own, I suppose. It’s not hurting anyone. I feel like they are missing out though.
Anyway, one of my favourite things to eat for breakfast is Triple Berry Oatmeal Crisp. Boy oh boy this stuff is hecka tasty! It has dried raspberries, strawberries and blueberries in it that actually get a very enjoyable texture once you pour the milk on it. And it turns the milk all purple and tarty! I really like it, but it is like, six dollars for what is not a very large box, so I do not get it often, but when I do, it makes me feel very fancy.
I also enjoy Cheerios of both the Honey Nut and Apple Cinnamon variety. Do you like them? They’re pretty good! The problem with cheerios is that they leave you with this weird aftertaste for a couple of hours that always makes me feel like I spent my morning chewing on sweetened cardboard. Maybe I actually did and the fine folks at General Mills are pulling a fast one on me. Goodness gracious, that’d be quite the trick!
Do you enjoy instant oatmeal? Then fuck you.
One cereal that I really do enjoy is called Cinnamon Toast Crunch. It’s really good. In fact I’d go so far as to say I love the taste of it. However, there is fierce debate regarding whether or not you would be able to see why.
Anyway, those are just a few of my favourite things to eat for breakfast. I hope you all have a lovely day.
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