Reasons I grab my boobs
- running upstairs
- running downstairs
- running
- stoked on life
- scared
- walking through my house in the dark
- bored
- boobs
shipping someone who’s immortal with someone who’s mortal is the worst fucking thing ever
look everyone I made a gif to express how I feel about this movie
Going to bed but I DID A THING TO MY HAIR
okay I didn’t do it I paid someone else to do it
but it’s fun now. Flippy. And in a style I want and not just what my other hairstylist thinks my hair should look like. There are so many LAYERS
Now, if the military would pay me to do this, enlistment numbers would be way up.
And if that star wasn’t there on my chest, it’d be up higher. I had fantastic cleavage that day.
I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly, like a fucking lady.
But like why can’t I be a writer and an actor and a comedian and a politician and a teacher and a scientist and an astronaut and a violinist and a foreign diplomat and an artist and a dog
did you know that bashing my
musicanything taste increases your chances of changing my opinion by 0%
JUST HAD A THOUGHT:
What if when Old!Spock info-dumped his life story into Kirk’s brain he left behind the hand moment
and in the back of Kirk’s mind he’s been waiting for it, one of the most traumatic events in his life that hasn’t happened yet
and so it doesn’t even matter that the events aren’t the same he shoves Spock out of the way and puts himself on the bad side of that glass
WHY WOULD YOU MAKE THIS WORSE
if i haven’t said something sexual to you then we probably aren’t good friends
IF THE BLACK SABBATH T-SHIRT MAKES AN APPEARANCE ON PEPPER IN THIS MOVIE MY LIFE WILL BE SO COMPLETE






