My mom works in an ER.
They get weird phone calls sometimes.
Like tonight, a woman called and said “This is really weird, but I don’t know what else to do… My boyfriend was going down on me and a hair got in the back of his throat and he threw up in my vagina and it really burns and I don’t know what to do.”
12/08/13 @ 05:27am
■ sailor moon
■ sex positivity
Since today is Naoko’s birthday, can I take a moment to talk about the sexual themes in Naoko Takeuchi’s manga? Because the topic of sexualized senshi keeps coming up as though it is something that the male animators invented. And sure, there’s a couple panty shots, a couple gratuitous moments where you think “this is for the male animator’s kicks more than for the female audience’s enjoyment.” I am thinking especially of Chibi Usa’s transformation into Black Lady, when the camera pans across her developing body and lingers unnecessarily on her growing breasts.
But I have never found the anime nearly as sexual, and sensual, as the manga. Semitransparent clothes, casual nudity, cheeky poses. It’s everywhere in the manga.
And you can go ahead and argue that Naoko did this to please her male editors (we do know that it was Osa-P who suggested she put her senshi in sailor suits, after all), or to draw in male readers, but I think we are not giving Naoko nearly enough credit if we say this. (Warning, some NSFW images under the cut.)
This time, I ask YOU the question, and you answer me!
Would you rather be great at relationships, or great at sex?
I have this weird theory that I would like to have tested. Unfortunately (and ASTOUNDINGLY), the internet has not looked into this as of yet. INTERNET. HAVE I FOUND SOMETHING YOU DON’T KNOW???
The theory is about sex.
And the difference between cismen who prefer butts to cismen who prefer boobs. (hell, it could include anyone of any sexuality with a penis, I guess, but I’m using the cismen that I know, because I think it’s interesting that they all share the characteristics I’m about to describe. This is only my experience, with hetero and bi cismen)
In my experience, and discussing experiences with friends, I’ve noticed that the dudes I know who have a hard time getting off all prefer butts. And the dudes I know who get off really easily prefer boobs.
And I would like to know if there is a reason for this.
Like, anal provides a much tighter sensation, so they need that to get off? I’m genuinely curious about this, and if it applies to more than just the dudes I know. Where can I get a research grant to figure this out?
29/07/11 @ 06:51am
■ Martin and Benedict Stalk Tumblr
■ martin freeman
■ benedict cumberbatch
■ purple shirt of sex
■ made of kittens